The commenters on Balloon Juice get funny when they get angry.
For instance, this article where John concludes, “And let me be clear, once again, the [Dirty Fucking Hippies I derided and mocked as delusional] were right.” In this case, it turns out the terrorist surveillance watchlist is being abused in the exact same ways they were abused in the sixties.
But the kicker is when a commenter writes:
But that’s not the worst of it. What’s really bad is that our law enforcement can’t take this terrorist watch list seriously. If cops are going in to monitor Quakers and Sierra Club meetings, the list isn’t worth a damn. What are we being protected from? Hiking and oatmeal?
Yep, that’s what I’m afraid of— and oatmeal!
And don’t even get me into Shredded Wheat. That shit gives new meaning to “ashes in our mouth.”
Got this in the inbox today:
Yes, because Blu-Ray costs more, Netflix going to charge more. Makes perfect sense right?
Wait ! What about the much vaunted scratch-resistance with Blu-Ray coatings such as ?
I’ve noticed I’ve had to clean 1 out of 10 discs and about 1 out of every 30 discs are busted, damaged, or unreadable. If we assume discs are rented , that means that a regular DVD disc lasts about a half year in circulation before it needs to be either taken out and a new one purchased.
What’s next? If I put I’ll have to pay a $1 more also?
I mean. Fine, Netflix, , but .
The “Ground Game” is an interesting thing this year. Traditionally it’s about turning on “The Base.” To understand this quirk of politics, I suppose it is best to understand a little economics.
The economics and statistics of politics and an anecdote after the jump
While reading the comments on Balloon Juice:
“…and it takes 35 minutes to get from Erect to Climax, in NC.”
Another one after the jump
Disclaimer: I’m going to issue a non-apology for all my political articles of late. If it makes you feel better, I’ve only been posting about a tenth of the political articles that I’ve started writing and I’ll soon return to my regular rare political rant blog after this cycle is over. I’m just wrapped up in what will certainly become the most important single political event of my generation. Remember that the singular reason I started blogging almost four years ago was because of politics. You may not agree with me, but realize the motto of this blog:
Write to create context for another to think.
Last Friday at work someone asked me why I seemed in uncommonly good spirits. I replied: “Because the electoral map finally looks like a disaster for McCain.” After a dalliance into spin and absurdity, I thought I had a right to be pleased that reality, as it were, was on the march. “The only problem,” I said, “was this means McCain’s campaign will be forced to get ugly fast.”
I was sick over the weekend and yesterday, so I didn’t realize I had been right until this morning. This bothers me because spite works in spite of the myth that Americans dislike negativity. I have a Pavlovian response bourne from experience that the Democrats will snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once more by not addressing the negative campaigning with some negativity of their own or try to defeat the absurdity of the claims with logic. It seems every two years my co-workers can hear me yell randomly, “Fucking Democrats think that voters are Vulcans.”
political strategery after the jump
Apparently, there is an e-mail circulating speculating that Barack Obama may be the Anti-Christ. Thank you, Oh Lord. After years of suffering their sanctimony, I finally agree with the Spiritually Correct on one thing…
We’re both going to vote Obama!
“Hours of interviews in Manassas Park turned up exactly one resident in favor of the bailout, a fellow in a Harvard T-shirt in a big house near the golf course. Richard Bejtlich, 36, who works in computer security for General Electric—its stock jumped dramatically Friday when the government banned short-selling of financial securities—says he’s a libertarian and normally wouldn’t support government intervention. But there’s no other way at this point, he says, because we’re in too deep of a hole and have been too profligate.”
—, Washington Post, September 22, 2008
“I was for unfettered capitalism before I was against it.”
What’s the point in trying to brainwash them to become mindless conservatives when it seems ignorance and selfishness at our top universities are doing the job for you?
(I’ve been about this, so please read and . Newsweek has a summary of the economic philosophies of the two candidates.)
People ask me all the time how I make such awesome conference talks, so I decided to give you the gory step-by-step. Along the way I’ll even include my top-sekret speaker notes ! It’ll give you an idea of the intense mental preparation it takes to be a and general PHP hero.
“Rated R again!
“Making Frameworks Suck Less”
by Terry Chay
- Rated: R (Drama, Sex, Language, Vilence)
I thought I was done with speaking for the year. I have milked my last talk for over a year now and it was time to retired it. Since I had used this talk at the conference last year, that meant skipping ZendCon. In fact, I was a little worried because I hadn’t had a clue what my next talk (to milk) was going to be about so maybe I’ll just sit out next year.
That was because I had forgotten Keith had asked me to give an unconference talk there and I had said Yes. Then, a week before said conference, I get this e-mail asking if I’d be willing to move my slot to a different day.
I had better find out what my talk was supposed to be about. When I did, my heart sank, it was a new topic and one I had no clue what to say.
preparing presentations and the introduction after the jump (click)
I got a mysterious package and opened it. No, it wasn’t a unabomb, but some megalulz instead:
The book is from , and is a best-of collection of lolcats—slightly disappointed that there are no lolgeeks.
Mai awesum benny faktor tells me they’re having a book release party and photowalk later this month in San Francisco.
I think I’ll make one and give my book to the first person who asks (and I have it on me).
Make the events and you can has ( or ur) bookz, too!
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