Tagged has a Cherry Coke promotion which pretty much works with any website out there. In honor of this, I pimped out my profile with some raining cherries—I mean once you get over all the pr0n on my profile, that I’m too lazy(?) to delete.
Apparently there was a reward for getting Mark hired and I was the lucky recipient of it. In a move back to our gangsta roots, Greg gave me most of it in the form of a brick of 125 $20 bills. Time to really make it rain!
[More raining and Tagged is hiring after the jump]
Hmm, that was so fun, they made me do it a second time…
I like that because you can’t really tell I’m wearing glasses that day, because of my hangover from partying the previous night. What to do with the cash? I’ll probably do something fun with Mark and Rose when things calm down here at Tagged.
Which reminds me, things, while busy, are going really great at Tagged, and we really want to hire some sharp people to execute on all of these things. You can read the Tagged job descriptions here or read my selfish version:
ops guy (lame boring version): Mario says ops guys are like the lineman for the developer. Without them on the front lines, you really take a beating and look bad. With good ops, you have a lot of time in the pocket and look great. It’s important for me to keep ops guys happy. If anyone is bugging ops, I’ll break open some of that “vintage tychay” on them.
Johann’s zombie army (boring, boring, and boring descriptions): Ignore what the boring descriptions say, they put that crap up to scare everyone away. Tagged is a mix of Java and PHP glued together with PHP—that’s our architecture (hope I didn’t give away any secrets). I’d prefer a smart, talented developer who is willing to learn over someone and loves this stuff (social networking, scalable internet, f*cking cool features, and general mayhem) over someone who fits the job description to a T. The latter resembles some jaded jerk who has been working on this stuff for way too long than is healthy—umm, like me.
Mostly, it’s so that I can sit in the corner practicing my Dru Nelson impersonations about how life used to be before some kid wrote memcache and shit like that. Besides, if we actually hire a “senior” then some of you might find out I’m full of shit and I can’t let that cat out of the bag.
Some other jobs (bizguy, sales guy, boss of sales guy): They’re in sales and business. I need to draw up a “developers version of an org chart” for you sometime so you understand how I have no clue what these jobs are. But I’d be happy to refer you.
So if you’re interested, submit a resume to the hyperlinked places and also send me an email at: tychay [dash] jobs [at] tagged [dot] com.
I could always use more cash to swim in. It’s quite fun. See how happy people who work at Tagged are?