The commenters on Balloon Juice get funny when they get angry. For instance, this article where John concludes, “And let me be clear, once again, the [Dirty Fucking Hippies I derided and mocked as delusional] were right.” In this case, it turns out the terrorist surveillance watchlist is being abused in the exact same ways […]
Got this in the inbox today: Yes, because Blu-Ray costs more, Netflix going to charge more. Makes perfect sense right? Wait a minute! What about the much vaunted scratch-resistance with Blu-Ray coatings such as Durabis? I’ve noticed I’ve had to clean 1 out of 10 discs and about 1 out of every 30 discs are […]
The “Ground Game” is an interesting thing this year. Traditionally it’s about turning on “The Base.” To understand this quirk of politics, I suppose it is best to understand a little economics.
While reading the comments on Balloon Juice: “…and it takes 35 minutes to get from Erect to Climax, in NC.” Really? Google Maps didn’t have it but you can find Erect in Wikipedia
Disclaimer: I’m going to issue a non-apology for all my political articles of late. If it makes you feel better, I’ve only been posting about a tenth of the political articles that I’ve started writing and I’ll soon return to my regular rare political rant blog after this cycle is over. I’m just wrapped up […]
Apparently, there is an e-mail circulating speculating that Barack Obama may be the Anti-Christ. Thank you, Oh Lord. After years of suffering their sanctimony, I finally agree with the Spiritually Correct on one thing… We’re both going to vote Obama! Barack Obama will hasten your rapture
“Hours of interviews in Manassas Park turned up exactly one resident in favor of the bailout, a fellow in a Harvard T-shirt in a big house near the golf course. Richard Bejtlich, 36, who works in computer security for General Electric—its stock jumped dramatically Friday when the government banned short-selling of financial securities—says he’s a […]
People ask me all the time how I make such awesome conference talks, so I decided to give you the gory step-by-step. Along the way I’ll even include my top-sekret speaker notes which I never share! It’ll give you an idea of the intense mental preparation it takes to be a top conference speaker in […]
I got a mysterious package and opened it. No, it wasn’t a unabomb, but some megalulz instead: I Can Haz Cheezburger?:A LOLcat Colleckshun will be released October 7, but I got a copy in the mail today. The book is from lulzftw, and is a best-of collection of lolcats—slightly disappointed that there are no lolgeeks. […]
Last month, when Obama was way ahead in the polls, a friend asked me if I thought the election would be close this year. “Of course it’ll be close,” I replied. “How is that possible that someone like John McCain might win?” He asked incredulously. “Here is a little history lesson: Thirty years ago news […]