My data in a box

Warning. This post is too geeky for words.

The inspiration,

12:36:44 PM ed: I wrote a twitter client
12:36:51 PM me: Yes, I noticed
12:36:55 PM ed: that’s how I roll.
12:36:58 PM me: also changed some phpsecurity update thing
12:37:04 PM me: white and nerdy baby
12:37:31 PM ed: php security is for the squares, dude
12:37:50 PM ed: I roll with my globals registered and all that shit.
12:39:20 PM me: fuck that bitch, I say all ports open
12:40:09 PM ed: I ain’t afraid of yo buffer overflow!
12:42:16 PM me: Stick your buffer overflow in a box!

Which inspired me to rewrite this song in honor of Ilia’s new filter extension and all the hard work the PHP team in putting security fixes with the latest releases.

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Posted on February 27, 2007 by tychay 4

paperjam and treekiller

At work one of the printers is named “paperjam” and the other is “treekiller.”

I printed out my stuff on treekiller.

Posted on February 13, 2007 by tychay 3

Web 2.0 takes on SuperBowl commercials

Mischa mentioned that a bunch of Web 2.0 companies wanted to get in on the whole SuperBowl ad thing. Being Web 2.0 and not Web 1.0, they put their commercials on YouTube. Here is one from “the bunch of monkeys” I used to work for:

Their budget? $50 for the bar tab. Sure beats wasting 2 million bucks.

Web 2.0: Web 1.0, only cheaper.

[Here are the other videos.]

Posted on January 31, 2007 by tychay 13

My Mac is Brilliant

I was reading Presentation Zen, when I happened upon this James Blount/Apple homage:

I’m not too sure what to think.

Posted on January 23, 2007 by tychay 1

Talking Smack

Bill sent me this video about talking smack in first person shooters.

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Posted on December 19, 2006 by tychay 0

Windows Vista is not a copy of Mac OS X

So sayeth the Pogue. 😀

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Posted on December 17, 2006 by tychay 4

Office Slang

Dave sent me this link to geeky office slang.

We’ve heard them before (some from the Wired), but it’s fun reading them again.

Posted on September 18, 2006 by tychay 0

Ultimate Blog Post of Ultimate Destiny

The ultimate blog post (Digg).

via Balloon Juice.

Posted on September 13, 2006 by tychay 0

Aryan Fever

Someone from Taiwan told me their sister isn’t digging some guy because he’s Asian and she’s not into Asians.

This, of course, reminded me of “Yellow Fever.” What’s weird about that mockumentary is that it isn’t about “Yellow Fever” since that’s when a white guy is digging some East Asian girl.

What do you call it when a asian girl only goes out with white guys?

I asked my good friend Redgee for what they call it—after all, if anyone should know it should be a Filipino. 😀

First he suggested “twinkie” but that wasn’t quite right. He didn’t know so he coined the term “Aryan Fever.”
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Posted on August 30, 2006 by tychay 5

Rasmus-cubed

Luke Welling’s OSCON wrap up reminded me of an incident.

No, not about my battles with Tourette’s, or, should I say, people confusing honest fucking programming frustration with Coprolalia. 😀Continue reading →

Posted on August 4, 2006 by tychay 2

The Woodwork

You tell that other boy, not to touch the woodwork