Me (as navigator): Okay go right here and then turn left onto Mission.
Me: Are you sure you are going the right direction?
[Her][thesimplist]: I got it under control.
Me: I think you must have gone the wrong direction earlier.
Her: I turned onto Mission like you said.
Me: Oh! I should have told you that the turn was more like a hairpin left.
Her: You give terrible directions.
Me: Well don’t blame me, blame Google. See?
Her: Those directions are terrible, it should have said, “Flip a bitch onto Mission Street.”
Are you listening, Siri?
[thesimplist]: http://thesimpli.st/ “The Simplist: Being. Doing. Enjoying”