Understandable navigation

Me (as navigator): Okay go right here and then turn left onto Mission.

… (later)

Me: Are you sure you are going the right direction?

[Her][thesimplist]: I got it under control.

Me: I think you must have gone the wrong direction earlier.

Her: I turned onto Mission like you said.

Me: Oh! I should have told you that the turn was more like a hairpin left.

Her: You give terrible directions.

Me: Well don’t blame me, blame Google. See?

Flip a bitch

Her: Those directions are terrible, it should have said, “Flip a bitch onto Mission Street.”

Are you listening, Siri?

[thesimplist]: http://thesimpli.st/ “The Simplist: Being. Doing. Enjoying”