PHP Podcast

I just finished an interview with Marcus Whitney (of Rasmussed fame) for the Pro::PHP Podcast. It should be up soon. I haven’t heard it yet but I think I made an error. I said that we made $500,000 in our first month of operation with eCards, but I think eCards only brought it $250,000 that […]

A strategy against terrah

“There are no quick fixes when you are fighting an ideology. Like communism before it, I suspect Islamic fundamentalism will only be defeated through a slow war of attrition. Ideologies must die out, they cannot be killed.” —Anonymous Liberal, “Strange Burden Shifting” A scathing indictment on a false choice that the only options on the […]

Rasmus-cubed

Luke Welling’s OSCON wrap up reminded me of an incident. No, not about my battles with Tourette’s, or, should I say, people confusing honest fucking programming frustration with Coprolalia. 😀

HDR photography hits mainstream

The New York Times has a wonderful summary article of High Dynamic Range photography. (I have a strong suspicion that the article is heavily influenced by discussion on the HDR Flickr group.) This was a little serendipitous because I had a discussion at lunch where I heard the tired old line that “nothing new is […]

PHP Sucks

Chris notes that Theo has posted his Six Reasons PHP Sucks PHP Lightning Talk. My favorite part: Reason # 4: User comments on the online documentation. Allows PHP to expose what are perhaps the worst most dysfunctional and retarded code samples. Reason #5: PEAR. Allows PHP to expose what are perhaps the worst most dysfunctional […]

Chris Shiflett @ OSCON '06

Chris Shiflett has written a nice recap of OSCON in which he mentions one of my talks. Thanks! Chris, when I post my talk, I’ll have to use your quote: “…one of the most entertaining talks of the conference!” —Chris Shiflett, author of Essential PHP Security In any case, someone needs to write a review […]

I look like my dog

Dassi sent me the winners of the “I Look Like My Dog” contest which was sponsored by Cesar Dog Food. Clearly these were well produced and I have a feeling that this was not a “contest” at all. I love the photography. I love the classic portrait lighting and the matching expressions the photographer managed […]

Koreans are Klingons

‘…it’s never a good idea to take military action, or the credible threat of it, off the table as you suggest. Our enemies understandably see that as a sign of weakness and act (or don’t act) accordingly.’ “Apparently, our enemies are the Klingons.” —LITBMueller, in response to a threadjack on John Cole’s shadenfreude article

Wikiality

“Any site that has got a longer entry on Truthiness than Lutherans has its priorities straight.” —Steven Colbert, The Colbert Report, The Word: Wikiality