On our walk yesterday…
M—: Look at the pretty chalk on the sidewalk, it’s so nice when children do that.
Me: Yeah…
![sidewalk chalk'd](https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50010911747_f75db0394a_z.jpg)
Also me: Wait, shouldn’t we be calling the police on them?
M—: *laughs* Too soon, Terry.
(Disclosure to present and future employers: I am joking😆. It still boggles my mind that this happened in M—’s old neighborhood. They truly do live among us.)