On our walk yesterday…

M—: Look at the pretty chalk on the sidewalk, it’s so nice when children do that.

Me: Yeah…

Also me: Wait, shouldn’t we be calling the police on them?

M—: *laughs* Too soon, Terry.

(Disclosure to present and future employers: I am joking😆. It still boggles my mind that this happened in M—’s old neighborhood. They truly do live among us.)