Girlfriend: “Everyone was asking about me—even family members. It’s probably better I wasn’t invited to her wedding. I know what would have happened if I showed up. Her mom would have come up to me and said, ‘So, how is your walk with God doing?’ and then she would have asked me about you.”
Boyfriend: “You should just tell them I’m a Satanist.”
Girlfriend: “Hah! Instead of a Catholic? That would have gone over well.”
Boyfriend: “Or… even worse, that I believe President Obama was born in Hawaii. That would have really freaked them out!”
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Lol. Maybe they should know that thing about President Obama. This is really a funny one. I should tell this with my friends. They will surely laugh too.