This is my tooltip. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My tooltip is my blog’s best friend. It keeps the blog posts readable. I must master it as I must master my blogging.
My tooltip, without me, is useless . Without my tooltip, this blog is useless. I must use my tooltip liberally. I must enclose most of my digressions inside commentary, faster than the reader who is quickly losing patience. I must edit myself before the reader does . I will…
My tooltip and I know that what counts is not the word count, nor our use of ALL CAPS, nor our inability to edit ourselves . We know that it is the page views that count. We will get the page views…
My tooltip is an plugin to WordPress, even as I, because life is just a plugin to the Universe. Thus I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its shortcodes, its filters, its attributes and css selectors.
Can’t you taste this (short)code?
Remember the tag, ’bout to blow.
I will keep my tooltip clean and minimal, even as this blogs theme is clean and minimal. We will become a part of each other. We will…
Before WordPress, I swear this creed. My tooltip and I are the defenders of directness. We are the commanders over circumlocution. We are the saviors of sanity.
I could code you down, like I’m givin’ lessons in physics.
So be it, until WordPress.org reviews this plugin and there is no need to link github, but a one-click install!
(See the Terry’s Commentary plugin homepage.)