The coolness I am

My car got another flat, and that’s probably going to cost me. I drive it so little that I’m seriously wondering why I own it. After all, paying for the carport costs me almost half what my car payment used to be.

How did I get here?

I think I was deceived by the commercial into thinking this car would make me cool and hip

Fun little trivia: I own that exact car. Because of ads like this selling to people who couldn’t afford it, Mitsubishi Motors Credit of America took a $783 million loss by 2004.

Instead, when I try to be the people in the commercial, I either look like Dr. Evil doing the Macarena or “a penguin with a seizure” (according to Flackette).

Just informing you, the reader, how cool you have to be to be a Mac person.


6 thoughts on “The coolness I am

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