J was working on analyzing some of our website data warehouse statistics today on Excel.
M (sarcastically): What are you doing using Excel? You should totally be using Google Spreadsheet for that!
Me (sarcastically): Yeah because we all know Web 2.0 is the bomb. Microsoft better watch out!
J: The only idea worse than a web-based Excel is a web-based Photoshop.
J: What a bad idea.
Me: Thatâ€™s awesome! And when it gets really popular they can release a â€œdesktop version.â€
M: Yeah, they can call it â€œGIMP.â€
Me: Thatâ€™s a great name! It can stand for â€œGoogle Image Manipulation Program.â€
Note to the â€œtech pressâ€: stop sucking Googleâ€™s dick.