Someone asked me today if I plan on attending the Sex Worker’s Art Show which will be hitting San Francisco tomorrow.
The answer is no because I’m working all weekend, I just added it to my upcoming because I thought maybe others might be interested in it. But in all honesty, and I’m just too shy. Heck, I feel uncomfortable .
, which is an analogy of stories from strippers to internet models and phone sex operators, sounds very interesting…
See if the tour will be near you.
[More randomness after the jump]Continue reading Sex talk
I stopped by the Lensbaby booth at Macworld and was talking to a rep there.
He let me mess with his Canon XTi and Lensbaby 2.0. Since I’ve systematically destroyed all my cameras, it has been a long while. When my hands grabbed the camera, it was electric—my hands were made for an SLR, my eyes were made to be behind the viewfinder.
is a cheap lens that turns your expensive dSLR into a really cheap lomographic
He then asked me a question he had been pestered with that day, “Why don’t you just use photoshop to do the same thing the lensbaby does?”
[My answer after the jump]Continue reading The editing we live
[This is a placeholder about tonight’s geeksessions on PHP at 6PM EST in Financial District in SF.]
If you can’t make the event, you can watch the live stream at Justin.TV Geeksessions (starts at 6:30 PM EST).
Subject: Tried to reach you at [phone number redacted]
I saw your resume online and wasn’t sure if you were looking to leave Tagged or if you already had. Your resume was outstanding and I wasn’t sure if you were considering scientific, lead or management roles…
You lost me at “Tony.”
(If you’re about to ask for a favor, it helps to get the name right.)
Inspired by a phone call from .
Marc wants to . But since , I’ll just go out and say it: and support for him makes me ashamed for the bandwagon-following bullshit of my socio-economic peers.
[What Ron Paul represents after the jump]Continue reading …then I’m going to say it
At dinner the other day, A— quoted someone saying:
“San Francisco. surrounded by reality.”
I thought that was rather clever as I seem to like a slight self-effacement now and again. I bothered to look up the full reference. It turns out the quote was by our very own Mayor McDreamy and he really said:
“San Francisco, a wacky wonderful place, a place of dreamers and doers. I think someone described San Francisco as ‘49 square miles surrounded by reality.’ I kind of like that.
—Mayor Gavin Newsom,
I guess they didn’t have Google in San Francisco in 2005, because Gavin is quoting —.
Sometimes, reality is a big old let down.
Parting shot. I love this city.
My grandfather once told me this story:
Every day, on his way to work as a chemistry professor at the University of Utah (1948-1973), my grandfather would pass the same man walking the other way. For some reason, each never exchanged more than a tacit acknowledgement of the other. This bothered my grandfather, but as it had happened so often, it had become the protocol.
Then one day, , the man extended his hand to my grandfather.
Finally a chance to meet this man! my grandfather thought and happily extended his hand in return.
“No,” the man said as his hand formed into a point, “your zipper is down.”
I mention this story, because now is the second time in two days I’ve gone hours before realizing I forgot to zip up.
My grandfather is very famous in his home country. I heard there is a statue of him at and he’s buried in . Somehow the thought of this embarrassment of one of Korea’s most famous scientists makes mine a little less.
After the SXSWi party, a random mention of caused a discussion of how—as evidenced by the popularity of shows such as and , not to mention which will be airing at this year—geeks are now “chic.”
Worst part about geeks being chic?
Best part about geeks being chic?
Worst part of the next generation growing up in geek chic?
== . ( all you want, the guy , I’ll miss that.)
Best part of the next generation growing up in geek chic?
Geek girlz > *
, South of Market, San Francisco, California
Leica M8, Cosina-Voigtländer NOKTON 35mm F1.2 Aspherical
1/16sec, iso 320, 35mm (47mm)
From Stuart Liroff (stuart [at] this address or 408-437-9500 x207):
I’m working for a small (3-people), angel funded startup in downtown S.F. (within easy walking distance from BART). When you hear the names of the investors, it will knock your socks off.
[job description after the jump]Continue reading LAMP/Server Engineer in downtown SF
In the early 90’s, random dot stereograms made really popular geek posters.
I haven’t a clue what this really looks like. . You can view more and get other .
To view them, you had to unfocus your eyes a bit and then stare at infinity. I could never do this so I never saw the fucking giraffes, giraffes fucking, or whatever that others claimed they saw. This caused me to develop quite an elaborate conspiracy theory around the corporation.
When I walk to work, I have this insanely long . During a twelve minute walk, I create at least one blog entry I’ll never write and come up with three clever turns of phrases of which maybe I’ll remember one of them in the future and someone will say, “I’ll quote you on that”—but they won’t and we’ll forget it together forever.
However, if you stuck one of those posters in front of me right then, my eyes are so unfocused, I’d probably be able to .
[The Blog Post Who Lived. After the jump.]Continue reading The purpose of pr0n