I have a friend who loves Sex and the City and recently moved into San Francisco. “Glad to hear you’re enjoying ‘the City.’ Now on to the ‘Sex and…’ part 😀 ,” I wrote her.
Her reply: “I am already loving the city so much. But the “Sex and” part won’t be quite as exciting. I’m very much a goody two shoes you know. 😉 ”
My reply: “The only people who say they’re goody two shoes are ones who probably have a closet full of bad shoes.”
So imagine the irony when I found out she just started a blog about shoes. If you like shoes, subscribe to her blog!
Three photographers were eating Atomica in a postage-stamp sized SF restaurant.
On the way back from the bathroom, I bump into the waitress.
“Oh, sorry.” I say. “That’s a cute dress,” I recover.
Later, over dinner. “That’s a nice necklace,” Andrei compliments.
“Ahh shit! I just complimented on her dress…Quick, Gene, say something nice about her shoes!”
Women and shoes. Honestly, I’ll never understand.
2 thoughts on “Two shoes”
Terry, all women know the code for “Nice shoes” is “Wanna fuck?”
By the way, loved your sneakers the other day 😉
I had a couple of women saying “nice shoes” to me lately.. Damn, I’m so clueless.