Monthly Archives: June 2008

Generic scaling

“But one of the reasons we’re very lucky is our engineering team has selected to use PHP as the primary development language. That allows us to use a fairly generic server type. So we, with a couple of exceptions, have … Continue reading

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PHP anthem

IM from a friend: See ya. Oh, by the way in OS X shell: say -v Good oh PHP ow ow oh PHP ow oh PHP ow ow oh PHP ow oh PHP ow ow oh PHP ow oh PHP … Continue reading

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Internationalization PB&J

I had to suffer, now it’s Andrei’s turn. Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges. No, what I mean is that Andrei needs to practice his talk before OSCONdebut his talk! Description of the talk: PHP 6 brings fully functional … Continue reading

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Quiet desperation

You: Did you read it? Me: No, I don’t like to read. Reading for elitist liberal types. Me: “Lives of quiet desperation.” Have you ever heard of that? You: No. [quiet desperation after the jump.]

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Zombie vs. Pirate

OR: Zombie: What, oh what is this secret that you will never tell? Your status keeps threatening to not tell. It even reads “EVER!” Zombie: Muuuuuuuust knoooooooooow gosssssip! Zombie: p.s. Braaaaaaaaaaains Zombies Z. Cioccolato, North Beach, San Francisco, California Panasonic … Continue reading

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Egos and assholes

The strange thing about search is it’s a lot like academia: full of assholes. I know, since I’m one of them. So I was trying to figure out why this twitter about my Keynote bothered me so: “@tychay apparently serving … Continue reading

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McMusings

Because Morgan thinks I need to blog more fast food… Today at lunch, I was talking really fast when a friend corrected me, “That’s a Sausage McMuffin, not a Egg McMuffin with Sausage. But the one with the ham is … Continue reading

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Cody’s closes

The last Cody’s Books is closing. Years ago, I would go to one on Telegraph when visiting my brother, who reads even more than me. I can’t believe it. Cody’s. Berkeley. Free Speech. Closed. Books Everywhere City Lights Bookstore, North … Continue reading

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Following the trail of poverty and crime

Wow.

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Job: PHP UI Engineer (Mountain View)

Restarting this policy… Job listing – User Interface Engineer (PHP) in Mountain View, California. Contact aknight [at] this site. The company has developed a shopping search engine that delivers comprehensive lists of products and their corresponding images, ranked by the … Continue reading

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