A keeper

Clara Health has asked Checkr to run your background check One of our current clients requested that we do background checks on individuals. Being on maternity/paternity leave, I’d normally ignore it until later, but Checkr is quite persistent when you ignore them, so I got it off my queue before what-pathetic-excuse-counts-for-sleep last night. This morning: […]

Captive

Captive
Richmond District, California, United States

Apple iPhone X, Apple iPhone X back dual camera 4mm f/1.8
0.067 sec (1/15) @ f/1.8, iso50, 4 mm (28 mm)

Rocky moments in parenting

Anyone else do the beginning Rocky training montage before changing an especially poopy diaper, or is it just me? I do it right after I pop open the wet wipes and ready a fresh diaper, but before I start changing. M— always laughs when she sees the air punches. If I haven’t been peed on […]

Time to call the police!

On our walk yesterday… M—: Look at the pretty chalk on the sidewalk, it’s so nice when children do that. Me: Yeah… Also me: Wait, shouldn’t we be calling the police on them? M—: *laughs* Too soon, Terry. (Disclosure to present and future employers: I am joking😆. It still boggles my mind that this happened […]

Vote 4 Hippos!

Yeah, it’s my birthday, but the important thing is in this kickstarter… (I read this on the Internet so it must be true.) Vote 4 Hippos, so my Hippo can beat on you! If not, do it as a birthday present to me. 😀