Apparently I have a club
S—: Hey, Terry. She broke up with me last night.
Me: I didn’t know you were dating someone.
S—: Can I join your Afraid-of-Women club?
Me: You have to be the one to break it off first. It’s like Whac-A-Mole
The Doctrine of Pre-emption probably works as well here as it did for the Bush Administration
[More relationship strategery after the jump.]
S—: Hah! But we’ve only been seeing her for a month and it was going so well—or so I thought. And then *bam!* she drops me!
Me: Oh, when that happens, you might as well jump into the first stage of grief.
Sure she’s on “Acceptance” but the best way to regain the initiative is with “Denial.”
S—: Fucking devastation—it hurts like a bitch. I don’t know how people survive it.
Me: Me neither. But I think I found why you have bad luck in relationships.
S—: Why?
Me: You talk to me about them.
February 20th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Haha, I love your M/F comic!
February 20th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
awww. I don’t think that’s true. You don’t seem afraid of women
February 21st, 2008 at 9:08 am
How come the first two replies to this post are women?
May 3rd, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@John Bribery.
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