Archive for the 'presentation' Category

Ogres Select Consumption Over Networking (OSCON)

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

It’s weird how worlds intersect. Here is some lobbycon dialog:
“I don’t know, but if you plot the points, there aren’t many intersections. I’ve noticed it on my Facebook: The Open Source world has different geeks, and then the Web 2.0 world is mixed up. Priorities are f’d—people like X, who are big in the Web [...]

Internationalization PB&J

Sunday, June 29th, 2008

I had to suffer, now it’s Andrei’s turn.

Badges, we don’t need no stinkin’ badges.

No, what I mean is that Andrei needs to practice his talk before OSCONdebut his talk!
Description of the talk:
PHP 6 brings fully functional and mature Unicode support to the Web world. This talk will cover all the layers of the PHP (bread)/Unicode [...]

PENIS certificate

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Received an e-mail today advertising a great example of three rights making a wrong:
Recipe for disaster
Ingredients:

1 part favorite web programming language

1 open source book publisher
1 alma mater

Instructions:

Combine all ingredients.
Spinkle terminology liberally.

Charge $1600.


Not sure what to think about this, but I’m starting to wish I got rejected from graduate school. When people start charging for what [...]

OOps! I (recycled my talk) again!

Monday, January 21st, 2008

PHP is a hacky piece of shit that gets the job done that somehow that suits me just fine.
I honestly don’t know why I support SF PHP Meetup.

Quite frankly, I find the whole “Meetup” website strangely-segmented, overly-restrictive, and a closed-off and archaic anachronism. I am counting the days until Facebook or Ning finally gets their [...]

…and I still haven’t written my talk

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Apparently, I’m giving a talk at php|works in Atlanta on Friday. My talk should be just interesting enough to avoid it.
This year, I need to change it up and go low key on my mad Apple Keynote skills. (What? You think it’s because I still have yet to make an outline for my talk? Have [...]

Best. Commerical. Ever.

Monday, August 27th, 2007

The first time I saw this, I didn’t think it was that good. But then I actually paid attention.
So pay close attention…

(Yes, I’ll be at Zend Conference this year. No, I won’t be drinking heavily else I’m liable to tell Keynote speaker, Joel on Software, what I really think of his software. Hint: not good. [...]

Barcamp Sacramento

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Adam Kalsey and Scott Hildebrand of SacStarts are holding a BarCamp in Sacramento on June 2nd and 3rd.
BarCamp is a conference where the participants are the speakers. Show up, sign up to give a session, and get going. There’s lots of networking in the halls, food, great conversations, and you’ll even learn a thing or [...]

Creative abuse of the OSCON submission system

Monday, February 5th, 2007

OSCON proposals are due in 20 minutes. I submitted something just now. That’s like 10 minutes sooner than last time. I am improving.
The last talk new talk I gave was at OSCON so I had to come up with something new. Since I just changed jobs and actually spent the afternoon B.S.ing one [...]

Keynote makes a movie

Thursday, June 29th, 2006

I’m finally starting to gear up for my two OSCON talks. This is why I found this article about how Al Gore used Keynote to create his movie interesting.

As many of you know, I love this program. I had Caitlin experiment with using this program to make her website, which is sort of like the [...]

Big Trouble in Little OSCON

Monday, March 27th, 2006

It turns out two of my talks have been accepted at OSCON this year.

They are “0 to 60 in 45 minutes: A Down and Dirty Ajax Design Patterns firedrill” in the new AJAX track and “The Underpants Gnomes Strategy Guide: An Ecards Case Study” in the PHP track.
Given my penchant for working on my talk [...]