Archive for October, 2008

The party of ideas

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

I was reading this article which makes reference to something I just had to look up.
Ahh, yes! The unlicensed monkey with the plunger telling me that a 3% increase in the marginal tax rate is somehow equivalent to collective ownership. Oh so amusing…

Graphic and text from SadlyNo:
Obama’s proposed hike of the top marginal rate to [...]

Defending Montana

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

For the last three years, a number of people of both parties have ridiculed the 50 State Strategy adopted by Howard Dean and Barrack Obama.
Recently, the Republican National Committee just spent half a million defending McCain in Montana. Montana! And remember, that’s money put there because the

The economy is not an Ayn Rand novel

Friday, October 24th, 2008

We were up all night at my house working on the school newspaper. It was my house because I was the only person in the entire high school who had a copy of Pagemaker and a laser printer.
The other editors started to complain about which things would be caught by our faculty advisor this time [...]

Campaign manager humor

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

Mike Murphy was once the chief political strategist of John McCain’s campaign. He recently posted some zingers about Palin’s wardrobe malfunction. Here is one:
Q: What’s the difference between a Pit Bull and a Hockey Mom?
A: You can feed a pit-bull for 483 years with 150 grand.
(List of “Wasilla Main Street” shops.)

On Proposition 8

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

In my state Propsition 8 will try to amend the constitution to eliminate gay marriage. It will most likely pass.
I would normally use this as a launching pad into the utter stupidity of direct democracy. It is a shame that I can vote on propositions that can pass with a slim majority and have the [...]

To that seven-year old Muslim-American kid

Monday, October 20th, 2008

I’m also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to be said such things as, “Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim.” Well, the correct answer is, he is not a Muslim, he’s a Christian. He’s always been a Christian. [...]

Revisiting Saddleback

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

I haven’t watched any the presidential debates because I sort of like my LCD television set and don’t want to damage it just yet by throwing things at it. Plus, other people do a more amusing analysis by counting tongue juts and generating word clouds.
This explains why I’m furiously googling what the hell a “Joe-the-Plumber” [...]

Paul Krugman wins the Nobel Prize

Monday, October 13th, 2008

It has always amazed me the competency gap between the liberal columnists and the conservative and moderate ones on the New York Times. The gap widened today as New York Times columnist, Paul Krugman, has won the Nobel Prize in Economics.
For the last four years on this blog I’ve been quoting him profusely.
Congratulations!
(Here is an [...]

Bring Tina Fey to Michigan!

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

Last week, McCain pulled out of Michigan, the state parties’ reactions there is highly amusing…
The Republican party there is apparently petitioning for Sarah Palin to visit Michigan in an attempt to prevent McCain from giving up on them.
The Democratic party there decided to “help” their brothers out by petitioning to bring actress Tina Fey to [...]

What we’re being protected from

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

The commenters on Balloon Juice get funny when they get angry.
For instance, this article where John concludes, “And let me be clear, once again, the [Dirty Fucking Hippies I derided and mocked as delusional] were right.” In this case, it turns out the terrorist surveillance watchlist is being abused in the exact same ways they [...]