Archive for February, 2008

Eating while you are shitting

Friday, February 15th, 2008

E-mail received.
I am writing to introduce myself and see if you would be interested in talking with me.
My name is [redacted] and I am in Candidate Generation at Yahoo! for our Engineering, and I wanted to touch base with you to see if you might be open to hearing from us about opportunities we [...]

Why Red States vote red

Friday, February 15th, 2008

“Could we possibly have a nominee who hasn’t won any of the significant states — outside of Illinois? That raises some serious questions about Sen. Obama.”
—Mark Penn, Chief Strategist for the Clinton campaign
By my count, if you are from Alabama, Alaska, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North [...]

Triumphs of the Human Spirit

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Blurb is hosting Lunch 2.0 today on Valentine’s Day!
Reading people’s twitter’s I think
Am I the only single person who loves Valentine’s day?
Oh the gifts, flowers, chocolates, singing telegram, and the the restaurant dinner reservation! I love watching the public trauma this day brings to two people in love. Sometimes it is like a romance sped [...]

PENIS certificate

Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Received an e-mail today advertising a great example of three rights making a wrong:
Recipe for disaster
Ingredients:

1 part favorite web programming language

1 open source book publisher
1 alma mater

Instructions:

Combine all ingredients.
Spinkle terminology liberally.

Charge $1600.


Not sure what to think about this, but I’m starting to wish I got rejected from graduate school. When people start charging for what [...]

I love books, but obviously not enough.

Monday, February 11th, 2008

I love the printed word. I have an Amazon Prime membership. I think there is a great future in e-paper.
I should love Kindle, but every time I visit Amazon, there is only one thought going through my head:

This looks like ass.
Please make this product suck less.

Time to set my phasers on “kill” (PHP and Enterprise Scalability Part 4/5)

Monday, February 11th, 2008

Why Enterprise Web Scalability is Science Fiction:

You Use PHP to Troll WHOM?!. The wherefore of this article and an introduction.
Even the Pros are Cons. Why PHP’s advantages in enterprise are a form of backhanded compliment.
Sinking a fleet of FAIL. Reasons for why PHP should not be used in enterprise fail you.
Time to set my phasers [...]

Sinking a Fleet of Fail (PHP and Enterprise Scalability Part 3/5)

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Why Enterprise Web Scalability is Science Fiction:

You Use PHP to Troll WHOM?!. The wherefore of this article and an introduction.
Even the Pros are Cons. Why PHP’s advantages in enterprise are a form of backhanded compliment.
Sinking a fleet of FAIL. <——THIS POST Reasons for why PHP should not be used in enterprise fail you.
Time to set [...]

Even the Pros are Cons (PHP and Enterprise Scalability Part 2/5)

Thursday, February 7th, 2008

Why Enterprise Web Scalability is Science Fiction:

You Use PHP to Troll WHOM?!. The wherefore of this article and an introduction.
Even the Pros are Cons. <——THIS POST Why PHP’s advantages in enterprise are a form of backhanded compliment.
Sinking a fleet of FAIL. Reasons for why PHP should not be used in enterprise fail you.
Time to set [...]

You Used PHP to Troll WHOM?! (PHP and Enterprise Scalability Part 1/5)

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Why Enterprise Web Scalability is Science Fiction. Its five part mission: to explore myths of PHP, to seek out this “Enterprise Scalability”, to boldy go where no web developer would bother going before… *queue music*

You Use PHP to Troll WHOM?! <——THIS POST. The wherefore of this article and an introduction.
Even the Pros are Cons. Why [...]

Geek. Set. Match…

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Just now, Mager messaged me:
“I am excited for Lunch two dot oh—I don’t say “point-oh” anymore.
Flashback.

In the summer of 1992, a friend was reading me a geek purity test he got from USENET.
One of the questions was:
Do you pronounce “*.*” as “star-dot-star?”
Of course, since he was reading it aloud, I heard:
Do you pronounce star-dot-star as [...]